I made it not through your first,
nor will there be further
viewings of your crap,
this viewer is leaving,
she’ll keep her distance
Oh what a heartache,
I dare to say,
When I think of the laughter,
the memories, and the banter we shared,
TopGear U-K
You will always be
Dear to me, I will miss you, of that you be sure
I hope that one day there’ll be more…
Don’t cry for me TopGear Australia…
Just read my scathing review
Your days are numbered
I hope they axe you
Get off my TV
Before I break it.